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Love how he opens up with pointing out the different time zones. Seriously enlightened flat earth kind of thinking going on here. 

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Instagram VS Reality (Potential Facetunes And Photoshops)

It's an interesting time to be alive. With so many apps at our disposal, people are able to edit and morph and tune their faces and bodies to such an extent that their picture can end up looking like a completely different person, from the one that the rest of the world sees. Enough with all the deception. These people either rock some surreal kinds of looks that escape our definition of what's physically possible, or they got caught red-handed trying to pull a fast photoshop on the online world. 

Instagram vs what people actually look like | side by side comparison two photos of kylie jenner in a blue dress, one is edited photoshopped to give her a slimmer waist and one shows he real figure. four photos of a woman with her face heavily filtered to the point it does not look real.
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People's Awkward Moments At High School Reunions

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most awkward experiences at high school reunions. The resulting reunion recaps are enough to make most people squirm in their seats. Those high school reunions are ripe for the bloated egos of old high school bullies to show up and somehow continue the act of spreading negativity. Or maybe you encounter an old flame who still has some feelings about the way things went down...10 years ago. Yikes. 

People describe awkward moments from their high school reunions | reddit post deleted 2y Nothing. And by nothing mean awkward feeling at being one twelve who showed up.
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Movies That Sent Chills Down People's Adolescent Spines

People are sharing their experiences with movies when they were kids that ultimately left them emotionally scarred. Whether it was a particularly frightening scene in a seemingly innocent movie like "Pinnochio" or maybe something more conventionally scary and in the horror genre, like "Poltergeist" this list might trigger some old fears in people. 

Twitter users describe the movies that scared them as kids | tweet by DC @dcb97 Replying loudandfearless This scene Pinocchio haunted years. Thanks lot, Disney. still from the disney movie Pinocchio silhouettes of a donkey and a boy
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Australian Engineer Lets Farm Owner Destroy His Own Car

We've seen stories of big company owners tripping over their own hubris, like this incompetent owner who mistakenly fired a special contractor, and this time there's more math. This guy gives an extremely detailed account of exactly how a whole bunch of water, a valve, and an overly zealous farm owner gave himself the business.

Engineer warns farm owner to not park by a valve, his car is destroyed | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/OlderSparky 2 4 hours ago Owner says "Yeah, yeah been saying years and nothing bad has happened Sparkies tale. oc XL 10+yrs ago, Rural Australia. This tale takes place on big, very profitable fruit farm. Over 100k trees my favourite fruit s about moment deliberately caused most monetary damage my electrical career If has interest, read story think 's funny and instructive may even save life
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Trashy Moments that Spilled Forth from the Heart of Garbage

Sure, nobody's perfect, but sometimes it's clear when more or less effort is being made to be decent to your fellow man. The resulting lack of effort are moments that belong on the garbage barge. Here's just a whole lot of selfish behavior from customers, companies, parents and everywhere in between. Trashiness comes from all walks of life.

trashy people and instances cringe bad behavior | door cam footage: Neighbor ring.com OSROO 16 03:49 CST 1.4 miles away Crime This is getting out control. This man just stopped steal box dog poo put out there. Hope he enjoys 7 days ago 1,614 views 85 Ie Helpful Tell Neighbors. Utah man accused releasing rodents hotel rooms get free stays mugshot of a man and pic of a hamster
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An Emotional Rollercoaster Of Breakup Stories

People are sharing their breakup stories on Twitter. The resulting tweets are filled to the brim with heartbreak, anger, confusion, and general unrest. Some of these people have got to be feeling like they're better off. 

Twitter users share their various breakup stories | blondehound @blondehound #ABreakUpStory He told deserving 14.50/hour because customer service rep at start-up and my job "wasn't hard Tried explaining emotional labor being nice people who berate things outside control, but he paying 0/hour.
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Wrong Number Looking for Dealer Gets Trolled by "The Goat"

There's nothing quite like a good trolling, like this daughter who relentlessly trolled her mom to oblivion. In this case a wrong number texter using some cryptic language ended up getting "The Goat." We're glad people can still have this much fun with dumb crap like this. The stupider the better.

Wrong number texter looking for dealer gets trolled by person calling themselves "The Goat" | 1:52 1 ul LTE O iMessage Today 9:46 AM Owl Goat No Call do want call Owl? Who is this This is Goat know my reputation. No sure heard own this town live Bremen own town too Ok iMessage Pay
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Rude and Annoying Things Done by House Guests

Anyone who's had a party or two has a story of the most monstrously rude guests they've ever let into their house. Sometimes people just don't seem to understand that you can't bully someone in their own home or use their towels as toilet paper. The thought of someone coming into your house just to ruin your stuff and produce garbage moments is enough to make your blood boil.

Stories of horrible and disrespectful things done by house guests | reddit thread KingBrandt 8.9k points 14 hours ago Left his trash everywhere and then started complain because trash laying around
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Tumblr Adds Dumb Suggestions to List of Foreplay Activities

Tumblr's busy brains are always working on something, and in this case it was an intriguing inclusion of the suggested foreplay activity "like her jaw" that inspired other users to add their own unorthodox sex acts. If your mind is firmly in the gutter, check out these wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence.

Tumblr thread of joke foreplay activities | NEVER SKIP FOREPLAY Make out. Lick her jaw. Suck her neck. Eat her God Damn py. e melaninmermaid Foreplay is essential. blueklectic Lick her jaw dickbuttofficial chew on her eyebrows kingweedorah put ear her torso moonuncle whisper into ass
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Burger King Unveils French Fry Burger, Gets Roasted

Burger King has decided to test out a french fry sandwich in participating stores throughout New Zealand. Apparently this is a take on the infamous "Chip Butty" dish out of New England. No matter where the inspiration comes from, the reality is that this is a burger/sandwich with fries where a patty would normally go. Hopefully you like Burger King fries. If not, you might enjoy the following roasts regarding the french fry sandwich from Wendy's, who continues to keep it spicy on Twitter. 

Burger King unveils their french fry sandwich on Twitter, and gets roasted on Twitter | tweet by Wendy's @Wendys literally anything would be better on bun than their beef. burger buns filled with fries and ketchup and no patty
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American Problems People Are Too European To Understand

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe American problems that they're just too European to understand. Things like limited sick days and student debt, and even remembering that cars can turn on red lights made the list. 

American problems that other people are too European to understand | reddit post XxJiniyasxX 6h 3 Awards much do tip? 10 15 Do tip everywhere? Why isn't tax included? Why does tip vary? Why are waiters so underpaid?
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Woman Gets Followed Home, Stranger Helps Her Out

Sometimes it really feels like the universe puts someone in front of us at the perfect time to help out in our time of need. This woman was being followed home off the train by what sounds like a pack of vicious and immoral scoundrels. Fortunately, there was a kind stranger with a warm smile around who stepped up to help her out in her time of need. And it sounds like a meaningful friendship blossomed from there. 

Woman gets followed home by a few creepy guys getting off the train, and a stranger helps her out | W Black Professor @Wonderbitch82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us. 8:24 PM 07 Feb 20 Twitter Android 58.9K Retweets 373K Likes
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Millennials might especially enjoy this riff from George Carlin, who describes how he views the baby boomer generation. 

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Well, that was an unexpected turn of events. The very person being arrested for stealing a car, ends up stealing a cop car too. 

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This is what people want to see, right? Just a guy pushing more than plates? The ripped has become the ripper. Either way that sound leaves very little to the imagination. Looks like he'll need new pants sooner than he thinks.